Audience of One

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What, pray, is a lighsaber?

Comment added at 22:07, May 16, 2005

Sheepie

I didn’t even notice.

Comment added at 17:11, May 17, 2005

Matthew

It’s a saber that uses ligh instead of light for a special effect – the absense of the T on the end gives it a slightly softer blade, and you can use it to slice bread, for example.

*Ahem*

Comment added at 19:09, May 17, 2005

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What would happen if you tried to use a lightsaber to cut bread?

Comment added at 11:34, May 18, 2005

Matthew

You’d slice through the table.

Comment added at 13:59, May 18, 2005

Sheepie

Unless you were very, very careful.

Comment added at 17:46, May 18, 2005

Matthew

And who wants to be that careful when slicing bread?

Comment added at 13:10, May 19, 2005

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But lightsabers are much easier to get hold of than lighsabers.

Comment added at 20:55, May 19, 2005

Matthew

Excuse me? Have you ever tried to get hold of one?

Comment added at 10:17, May 20, 2005

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Have you?

Comment added at 23:07, May 20, 2005

Matthew

I’m not fool enough to get into a fight with a Jedi, thankyou very much.

*slap*

Comment added at 12:53, May 21, 2005

Cat

Thats got to be Freudian…

Comment added at 15:15, May 21, 2005

Matthew

Practically everything is…

Comment added at 15:13, May 22, 2005

Rory

I have a lightsabre. Force FX. It’s sweet.

Comment added at 20:26, May 25, 2005

Sheepie

You will give it to me *swishes hand*

Comment added at 21:49, May 25, 2005

Rory

*swished lightsabre, Sheepie’s hand swishes off*

Comment added at 18:36, May 26, 2005

Sheepie

Ow. You need to escape asterisks.

Comment added at 19:46, May 26, 2005

Matthew

I’ll escape your asterisks…

Comment added at 08:58, May 27, 2005

Rory

I haven’t roleplayed in a long long time, boy….

Comment added at 16:15, May 28, 2005