Argument over trousers
Property Officer: And if you’d like to sign here, you can have your property back.
A: Oi! You can’t do that! That’s ****ing illegal that is! Them’s my trousers!
B: Shut the **** up, what you on?
A: Who’s them trousers, then? (Points to trousers on B)
B: Mine.
A: Yeah. I sold you them for a fiver, didn’ I?
B: You never!
A: Yeah. Ten quid I sold them you for. But I let you off, didn’ I? Said “Forget it! ’E’s not going to pay me back anyway” and gave them you for free, didn’ I?
B: Shut the **** up, shut the **** UP!
Property Officer: And if you’d like to sign here…
Matthew @ 12:45, August 8, 2005 to Diary | Comments (3)
Comments:
Sheepie
I take it Property Officer was talking to B.
Comment added at 14:50, August 8, 2005
Sparticus
Whatever happened to the Official Secrets Act? The British Government now 0wnz U! LOL
Comment added at 17:13, August 8, 2005
Matthew
I figure that as I could have just as easily overheard this conversation as a member of the public, and have mentioned no names (nor indeed the location of my place of work) I’m safe. My colleague agrees with me.
Sheepie: Yes.
Comment added at 20:50, August 8, 2005
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