Audience of One

Mr E

If you were a sailor I’m sure 3. would be acceptable, as long as it was the Captain addressing you.

Comment added at 12:17, August 14, 2005

Matthew

…and if you worked in kids TV I’m sure the last would also be acceptable, as long as it wasn’t a rival company.

Comment added at 12:53, August 14, 2005

Jonathon

<Comment removed*>

* Cry about free speech all you want, this is my website and I don’t want the word used there turning it up – even if it was spelt incorrectly.

Comment added at 21:40, August 15, 2005

Rory

Please delete that last, badly-spelt, shoddy attempt at character assassination.

Comment added at 06:05, August 16, 2005

Jonathan

I wouldn’t classify a post in which 1 of 61 letters are incorrect as ‘badly-spelt’. That means there’s less than a 2% chance that a certain letter is incorrect which, at a 5% significance level, indicates the post is generally spelt correctly.

I personally don’t think you should delete that post. It’s not particuarly offensive and is also good advise for those seeking to keep their job. My post has enriched the internet and made it a more valuable resource. In deleting my post you could deprive someone seeking advise for his first day of work of this useful information and, through no fault of his own, will cause him to lose his job. Would you want that?

I hope this post doesn’t further you’re out of control rage. I’m sorry if this post contains further spelling mistakes. Cba to scroll up and check my splelling. (OMG i totally used a TLA and spelt spelling wrong WTF!!!)

Lastly, i don’t know what you’re talking about with all the ‘character assassination’ nonsense – Jonathon (<—- That’s how i spell my name, you must have me confused with one of those crazy British chaps who spell their name with an ‘a’ where i have an ‘o’)

p.s I blame my keyboard. It’s new and sucks big-time. (http://internet.ls-la.net/pictures/images/Computer/New-Microsoft-Keyboard.jpg)

LOL

Comment added at 17:27, August 16, 2005

Mr E

Who exactly are you? And if you spell your name “Jonathon” then why have you just posted as “Jonathan”?

Comment added at 19:33, August 16, 2005

Sheepie

He kind of contradicted himself in that he admitted that there was a spelling mistake and then saying it was spelt correctly all the time.

And what a useful keyboard!

Comment added at 15:43, August 17, 2005

Jonathun

Quiet you!

Comment added at 17:49, August 17, 2005

Mr E

I assumed the misspelling of “<word removed for above reason>” was being referred to.

Comment added at 18:38, August 17, 2005

Cat

I frequently turn up to work hungover but as long as I can function my boss doesn’t really mind. She’s cool :)

Comment added at 10:23, August 20, 2005