Audience of One is the weblog of Matthew Weston, a UK student, Christian, technophile and musician.

Ways to lose your job

  1. When giving a stack of boxes to a colleague, assume she’s going to hold onto all of them so that when you let go the bottom two fall on her foot.
  2. Forget to lock a cabinet leading to the theft of digital cameras.
  3. Forget your login card on the day the Area Manager turns up.
  4. Drop a three-hundred pound camera while showing it to someone.
  5. Drop a two-hundred pound camera belonging to a customer.

Matthew @ 07:47, November 5, 2005 to Top Five | Comments (2)

Comments:

Mr E

Have you lost your job?

Comment added at 20:23, November 6, 2005

Matthew

No. I did however do each and every one of the above things in the week previous to posting the entry.

Comment added at 10:56, November 7, 2005

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