Audience of One

From the wiki

I set up a local wiki shortly after getting my laptop as a place to put miscellaneous things I’ve picked up online and off. So here’s the main page of my wiki, as of just now.

A man is walking from Jerusalem to Jericho when he is attacked by bandits and left for dead by the roadside.

A priest walking along the road sees the man, and crosses over to the other side.

A Levite also sees the man, but again crosses over to the other side of the road and ignores him.

Finally, a social worker comes past. He examines the man for a few minutes, before exclaiming “Whoever did this really needs help!”

Jessops stuff:

• Easy Pay 24. HOT OFF THE PRESS!!!! A fantastic staff incentive of £5 for every Easy Pay 24 sold. If this doesn’t work I’ll have to resort to a rocket up the ****. A reminder that the company target is 1/£10000.

• I hope it is all clear to you 23% or more is the only acceptable percentage and for many of you there is clearly more work needed. (Note: this refers to the target of selling 23% of the price of the camera again in accessories. Both of these taken from staff bulletins.)

“The Great Commission says nothing about winning the lost, but it commands us to preach the gospel and disciple those whom Jesus saves.” – Jason Robertson.

“And don’t tell me there isn’t one bit of difference between null and space, because that’s exactly how much difference there is.” – Larry Wall.

Currently listening to Switchfoot – I Turn Everything Over

Matthew @ 09:47, May 20, 2006 to Miscellaneous | Comments (0)