Audience of One is the weblog of Matthew Weston, a UK student, Christian, technophile and musician.

Definitions

in·dul·gence (ĭn-dŭl’jəns) n. Listening to music while cleaning your teeth.

friend (frĕnd) n. A person with whom one shares a taxi at ten thirty when you decide going on to the club would not be conducive to getting up for faculty registration the next day.

streak (strēk) v.intr. To run naked past every member of your old hall as the hall photograph is being taken.

ir·ri·ta·tion (ĭr’ĭ-tā’shən) n. What happens when, on getting home with two cans from Sainsbury’s, you realise you’ve forgotten to pack a can opener.

Matthew @ 07:22, October 4, 2006 to Miscellaneous | Comments (5)


Comments:

Sheepie

Number 1 is certainly indulgence and is also rather silly as cleaning one’s teeth is a fairly noisy affair, at least in one’s own ears.

Comment added at 20:17, October 4, 2006

Mr E

Would you care to elaborate on the relevance of number 3?

Comment added at 22:29, October 4, 2006

Matthew

I’d have thought it was obvious.

Comment added at 23:21, October 4, 2006

Mr E

I mean, it wasn’t you, was it? :p

Comment added at 00:33, October 5, 2006

Matthew

No, because I was in the photo. Well, firstly because I wouldn’t do such a thing. But then because I was in the photo. It was three second-years who had been in hall last year.

Comment added at 09:17, October 5, 2006

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