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I have been accused of accusing a female friend of collecting pictures of naked “quaffing” monks
I wrote the first part of a new song
I got locked out of my room for the first time this year
I discovered another Christian in the music department
I discussed sperm donation with a group of girls
I went to a pub where the cider is so strong, they legally have to serve it in half-pints

It’s almost a tradition now. One of the above isn’t true…

I promise I’ll stop now.

Currently listening to Sara Garrard – Lucy in the Forest

Matthew @ 22:26, November 20, 2006 to Miscellaneous | Comments (6)

Comments:

Rory

Locked out of your room. I can see you doing all the others, but you’re too responsible and sensible to be locked out of your room.

Wait, what am I saying? This is Matthew I’m talking about… Damn, I don’t know.

Comment added at 12:47, November 21, 2006

Sheepie

Well, I actually have no idea. None of them are implausible.

Comment added at 22:02, November 21, 2006

Salmon

I wrote the first part of a new song

Did you break in, or ask someone for the keys?

Actually, the third one’s probably the lie. By a lie, I mean the part that goes ‘for the first time this year’ is a lie.

Comment added at 22:28, November 21, 2006

Mr E

I really don’t know. I’ll be different and go with number 5.

Comment added at 00:11, November 22, 2006

John Orme

its not the first time you’ve locked yourself out… you’Ve done it 2 or 3 times by now…

Comment added at 23:39, November 22, 2006

As to getting locked out of my room, I came home soaked, changed trousers and left the keys in the pockets of the wet ones. It happens. There’s a master key that the duty tutor keeps, so I just let myself in with that and found my ones.

Comment added at 02:10, November 26, 2006

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